Santa Banta Jokes -3

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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

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Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.

Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....

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santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao

banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!