Santa Banta Jokes -1

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta- to isme prob kya hai?

Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi

banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga

santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, 

Lala:ha,

santa:acha vala hai,

Lala:ha,

Santa: achi quality ka hai,

Lala:ha bhai ha,

Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya